Friday, 30 September 2016

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Sunday, 25 September 2016

Sun 25 - Mumbles of discontent

Before I start something I forgot from yesterday - a ‘made me smile’ as we drove through Treorchy Liz pointed a local eating establishment with the wonderful title “Good pie Mr Chips”. Wonder if they do battered donats, food fit for the Hilton perhaps.

I’ve just finished reading a novel on time-travel “The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August” and am trying, manfully, to keep up in a discourse on quantum retro-causality and free will with a couple of friends. So perhaps I’ll write about my thoughts on Swansea tonight, before I visit it properly tomorrow.

I loved Cardiff but I don’t like Swansea. Swansea prefers traffic lights over roundabouts. This means traffic flow is at broken even at the quieter times. And should you ever catch a couple of consecutive green lights and so actually work up a little speed - beware! Swansea uses road cameras as 100m markers to measure your sluggish progress through the city.

Speed cameras are a pain and for visitors like me actually appear to increase road danger. Much of Swansea’s road system is busy 30mph-limited dual carriageways which suddenly split into a turn lanes. So driving requires keeping up with the traffic on a dual carriageway, being able to parse bilingual road signs, anticipate future directional changes so you are always in the correct lane, not get pissed off by the boyo who has just zoomed past you in the other lane and then swung back to cut you up, all that whilst one eye is permanently checking the speedo to ensure you haven’t crept above 31mph and so become a candidate for the local police’s “vehicle of the month” photo-shoot.

Another thing, the weather’s crap in Swansea. It was beautiful the whole week in Cardiff. Within 30 minutes of arriving on site here in Gowerton last night it started to rain, not heavy but steady. It saved the heavy rain for a couple of hours later when it lashed it down. So much for going out to find the local pub. The weather’s not so much crap as perverse - today we’ve had glorious blue skies, nothing other than gentle white fluff in sight and somehow it has slashed it down - a grey cloud appearing from the same perfect hiding place as Llandaff cathedral and 2 minutes later disappearing back there again.

The locals don’t even like Swansea! Mention at the campsite we plan to spend some time in Swansea we get told it’s the beaches, The Gower, The Mumbles we need go see. No-one mentions a good reason to go to Swansea (not quite true after mentioning I am a Dylan Thomas fan the campsite warden did suggest I might like to visit his birthplace).

Even the busses are so ashamed of Swansea that it takes us significant effort to find a bus stop in Gowerton tonight and then the stop has no numbers, no direction marker, no route plan. Obviously the bus companies are just as ashamed of Llanelli in the other direction too. In the end we had to confirm with a local which stop we needed for Swansea. I almost expected to hear him say “Swansea, Swansea, oh you don’t want to go there boy”

Well we did pop into ,Swansea, so briefly this morning that we have yet to form a real opinion. The reason for going - it’s Sunday and there’s a car boot sale. And another weird one (remember Lebdury’s Ready, Steady, Boot last week). This time it is weird because it is held in a multi-story car-park. Ground floor is for parking, floors 2-6 are bustling with stalls. Now I suspect the dimness of car park interior and the stark grey concrete walls didn’t help but most of stuff didn’t seem to exude the confident air of cherished merchandise. Just one single purchase - I really ought at least try and read Joyce’s Ulysses and I’m not sure if I still have a copy at home after the many book purges (although I suspect I have a Kindle copy and know I have the BBC radio recording taken over 24 hours in Dublin, a few years back) . Walking back to the van the first of today’s surprise 2- minute downpours didn’t lighten the mood that this had not been the most exciting Sunday morning of our lives.

With weather uncertain the original idea of wandering around the city briefly to get our bearings for tomorrow was shelved in favour of a scenic drive. First stop the Mumbles, a picturesque appendix of Swansea that seems bustling with life and interesting shops and pubs. Bustling being the apposite word, it seemed just too busy to stop, too difficult to find a parking place, too risky to guarantee staying dry whilst browsing the bijoux boutiques.

So onwards to the Gower peninsula, in 1956 awarded Britain’s first ever “Area Of Outstanding Natural Beauty”. I’m sure it is, but it needs time taken to explore the hidden beaches and coves. Sadly the tall hedges don’t allow for roadside scenic browsing. Still when we did get a view it was outstandingly beautiful. The roads here are all narrow, often narrowing just too much for two cars to pass comfortably, so any scenic viewing is pretty much limited to passengers, the driver needing eyes firmly on the road at all times. Rhosilli beach is famous, and justifiably so, Parking above it at the National Trust car park at The Worms Head there is a great view down and along it’s length of golden sands. Rather than head for the beach we carried along the cliff-top towards the lookout point and tidal islands sitting picturesquely off-shore. Carried along that is until the weather’s perversity hit us again - a forceful, bitterly cold head-wind tried to prevent our progress and when we had clearly indicated to the weather gods we were made of sterner stuff they used that old 2 minute downpour trick again, this time interspersing the rain with a generous proportion of hail-stone. Of course, the 10 minute earlier 100% blue sky had completely fooled us and our raincoats were wrapped up snugly inside the van. So no searching for seals, chough or other wildlife today, the weather wins. And drives us on to The Greyhound at Llanrhidian, home of the Gower Brewery. A couple of half-pints of their rather excellent beer went a long way towards restoring our humour, as did the beautiful drive over Cefn Bryn common to reach the pub, Indeed I have only just realised we passed an ancient burial chamber known as Arthur’s Stone. Rats, we’d have stopped had we realised.

Dinner back at the van and then off to find the local pub which has probably the best internet reviews we’ve ever read for a small-town pub and excellent reviews for food too, so a good place to plan for dinner tomorrow perhaps1. It’s closed. Must be a Sunday thing. I mention this to the local who was so helpful in locating a bus stop and, no, the owner had a disagreement with the brewer and closed the pub last Friday! Rats again.


  1. Actually the menu at The Greyhound looked superb, local salt march lamb2, venison with blueberries and wild mushrooms, a pie of local pork with apple and Gwaint Y Ddraig cider were just a few of the specials.

  2. The area round by the campsite and on toward Rhosilli is salt-marsh and lambs are grazed on the tough salt-laden grasses giving them a unique flavour, apparently. Curiously we discovered this a week or two ago as a butcher in Hermitage advertises salt-marsh lamb - the first place we’'d ever heard of it.

Saturday, 24 September 2016

Sat 24 - Roots

It’s not often Facebook can be considered a force for good. But, earlier this week we read a post that rippled through the ether. It was from someone pondering on how best to spend his new plastic fiver. He decided a donation to charity would be a good thing and several thousand others seemed to think it a good idea too. Until I started writing last night’s blog I hadn’t appreciated that Pedal Power where we rented bikes yesterday was a charity with primary purpose of helping disabled people to cycle. The squeals of delight from the teenager the other day made Liz and I realised that sometimes quite little things bring deep joy. If our little piece of blue (and transparent) plastic goes any way at all to bringing that joy to someone else then it is money well spent.

Anyway we can afford to be magnanimous - we are off to yet another free museum - St Fagan’s National History Museum on the outskirts of Cardiff. Not some stuffy Victorian mansion crammed with dark landscapes and stuffed armadillos but a rural museum set in over 100 acres of parkland with 40+ museum buildings. Each building is an example of a typical building that was an important part of some Welsh community that has now been donated to the nation, dismantled, transported and reassembled (why not remantled?) on site. For example there is a tailor’s shop, I forget which town it originated from, but it had been in business nearly 100 years before closing its doors for the last time in the 1950’s. Here, on site, are shelves of 1950’s post-war ration-book utility-wear, bolts of period cloth from the shop when it closed, hats, undergarments, shirts with separate collar and cuff. Of course, little clothing of this period was ‘of the peg’ so the shop also has the original tailor’s workshop annex complete with all the sewing accoutrément of the period.

But it’s not just a tailor’s shop - there’s a cornmill with an overshot wheel that still grinds flour. Not too far away is a bakery where early morning two bakers are working away with that very flour making the loaves that will be available in the 1950’s baker’s shop next door. When we arrived at 10:30 the bakers were just kneading the loaves one last time and at 12:15 we were first in the shop to buy a granary loaf so hot it was almost uncomfortable to carry back to the van. The general stores is a two part shop, one very much a museum replica of something that was just starting to become a rarity towards the end of my childhood, and another room trying to recreate that feel whilst still sell current day comestibles - we bought some flour milled by the corn mill and some coffee beans from a Welsh roastery.

Sadly the weaver wasn’t on hand today. The two large manual looms were very familar but probably a century or more old. The power loom in the other corner of the mill was of barely newer vintage and there was a wooden beamed spinning jenny (or possibly mule) that, if working, would have shamed the demonstration of the newer (but still Victorian) equivalent we saw in action at New Lanark. The weaver is there most days working on the entire process from fleece to shawl including I suspect dyeing the yarn before producing unique shawls which are on sale at the museum’s shop.

The stern school mistress wasn’t in attendance today either but a much more genial guide took her place. At the school, like most buildings in the village, our first greeting was in Welsh. Not the “Bora Da” (Good Morning) we’d heard elsewhere but the less formal, more colloquial “Shwmae” (How-do) which has just become an addition to my somewhat poor Welsh vocabulary of about 20 words. However I did warn Liz that I would drift into the vernacular during the holiday so bade a few of the guides “Diolch yn fawr” (thank you) before I left their buildings. The school is still used, as part of a living history lesson for 21st century children. The youngsters are dressed in period costume and then walked across to the schoolhouse by the Victorian schoolm’am who gets more into character each pace and so step by step the years roll back and by the time the children have entered the school and the mistress has announced “SILENCE is golden!” our guide asked us to imagine 20 or so modern 9 year olds so silent that all that can be heard is the ticking of the clock! Of course, not all aspects of Victorian teaching methods can be demonstrated today, many having fallen foul of the Geneva and Rome conventions!

Two and a half hours later and we hadn’t seen much over half, although we did see the only building that was a best guess facsimile rather than a transported and rebuilt original - a very impressive (and much larger than imagined) bronze-age roundhouse. Still we can come back again, more buildings are planned and a new larger visitor’s centre to host more interpretive material and crafts-people is currently under construction. Amazingly all this is free. OK there’s a £5 car park charge but the site is well served by busses so car parking is optional for many people.

Readers of my Scotland blog will remember that one of my hobby-horses is national identity and why the English have lost it. There was no doubt from the Scotland trip that the Scots have a strong sense of identity and independence (even more so, possibly if the rest of the UK does split from the EU) and it seems the Welsh may even out-do them. It wasn’t just the guides’ greetings that were Welsh language today, but, for example, a father was discussing the buildings with his two daughters, mainly in Welsh with a little English interspersed. All children who go to Welsh schools have the opportunity to take Welsh, if only one lesson a week. I recall an incident from some years back, a new Indian restaurant opened up in my home town just on the English side of the Welsh border. A couple of the local lads, probably after a lager or two too many, were making snide, rude comments to the India waiter in Welsh, sniggering at their obvious wit. After the bill had been paid the waiter wished them all a very pleasant evening in perfectly fluent Welsh - having been a product of a S Wales education in the 80s and 90s. I suspect the wags behaviour afterwards might also have been a little Welsh - sheepish!

But why has Wales rediscovered its roots? What is it about this little pip-squeak principality that gives it the right to rebel against the might English (whoops, sorry British) Empire that dominated it and subjugated its culture for centuries as it did with much of the rest of the world. Surely this sudden emancipation can’t be all down to the success of Pobol y Cwm and Sam Tân. Of course not, back in the 70’s, well before S4C, Max Boyce reminded us “They were singing hymns and arias, ‘Land of my Fathers’, ‘Ar hyd y nos’” - that is to say Welsh culture and Welsh identity never went away. Schoolkids may have got speaking Welsh beaten out of them (received a spanking with the ‘Welsh knot’, was how today’s guide put it) but the culture has always been there, hiding just out of sight and regularly erupting through the surface at Twickenham or the Arm’s Park. A remembered heritage and a pride of being a part of the continuation of that heritage. It was only a matter of time before the Welsh language found its way into homes, intellectuals at first perhaps and then everywhere. Or maybe it was the working class homes and the rural farmhouses, where the language hadn’t quite stopped being spoken, that lead the charge.

Now compare and contrast with England. Where’s our ‘Sospan Fach’, ‘Ar hyd a nos’, or Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau’ (Land Of My Fathers)[^1]. Don’t give me ‘Swing Low, Sweet Chariot’ an American Negro spritual with no historic connection to England or its Rugby. ‘Land Of Hope and Glory’ - Edwardian schmalz that Elgar hated, not a lot of tradition there. ‘Jerusalem’ perhaps but somehow the WI have wrested that from the rest of us. How about ‘Greensleeves’ that’s English, and as traditional as the hills. OK I’ll give your ‘Greensleeves’ as the epitomy of English folk culture, just one condition though. Sing me a verse. No, not hum the tune, I want to hear words and all. I thought not. So even when we do have a candidate for traditional English no-one knows it! Dance is the same - who can dance ‘Strip the Willow’ or ‘The Galloping Sergeant Major’. No? We scoff at Morris Dancing and conductors who epitomise Englishness and so should know better suggest it is as odious as incest. The Welsh take their dance (and song and poetry) and raise it to national importance by holding eisteidfoddau to glorify the culture and tradition. No wonder the Welsh flag (Y Drraig Goch) is a rallying emblem of an entire nation, whilst St George’s cross is merely the battle standard of football thugs and racist bigots.

I’m sure my Brexit voiting friends will tell me that it’s all them immigrants and once Article 50 is triggered we can take the country back (whatever that means). Rubbish, it’s not multicultralism. Take a look round Cardiff and it’s obvious that Wales shares the same mix of cultures that England does but somehow Welshness over-rides that, as with my Welsh-speaking Indian waiter a few paragraphs ago. No, we’d lost our sense of Englishness well before SS Empire Windrush brought the first 500 post-war Caribbeans to settle in Brixton back in the 50s. I wonder if we never wanted a folk culture in England because we had a class culture instead. Folk culture is so terribly, terribly working class y’know. The upper class are far better than that, ‘cosmopolitan’ is their bye-word (that’s why farm animals are known by their Anglo-Saxon working class names: Pig, Sheep, Ox but their meat, something only the upper classes could eat regularly, is French: Porc, Mouton, Boeuf). Perhaps the upper class’s desire to distance themselves from the peasantry and the peasantry’s desire to better themselves by imitating the upper class, particularly in the Edwardian heyday of class divide, is what drove English folk culture underground, never to resurface.

Anyway as Monty Python put it (and let’s, at this point, take a moment to wish Terry Jones well) “That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too”.

Where was I before I got diverted into one of my favourite rants. Oh, yes, we’d just left the museum. Next port of call was a little of our own family roots - Liz has done some history and one of our sons-in-law had a Welsh Grandfather and Great-Grandfather who lived in Treherbert in the Rhondda Valley. Google maps shows the small terraced house still standing and amazingly, we not only find it but find parking directly opposite so Liz can add some more photos to the ever increasing family-tree album. The valley still is packed with houses but many of the shops in nearby Treorchy are closed and shuttered at 2pm on a Saturday afternoon. This is not one of the wealthier areas of the country. Yet, we spot a sign for a Burberry factory, Burberry the luxury designer label so beloved of English chavs everywhere. Things must be looking up. Sadly no, a quick check on the internet and Burberry’s Treorchy factory closed in 2007 with production moving to China. I wonder what labour there is in the valleys. Nothing seems obvious and if Tata close nearby Port Talbot steelworks another town, already part shuttered will suffer terribly. Maybe mining was a terrible, terrible occupation, maybe the mines were reaching their economic limits, maybe Thatcher was prescient and saw closing pits as a way to fend off global warming. Whatever the reason, to take away a community’s livelihood without replacing the infrastructure, to put men on the dole without giving them the diginity and pride to fend for the families through honest toil is a criminal act that I hope society never forgives her for.

It’s raining heavily here on the campsite, just on the outskirts of Swansea.

Friday, 23 September 2016

Fri 23 - God performs magic, in mysterious ways

A comment on yesterday’s scribblings was that a reader was unaware of alcopops.

Some history of alcohol - the reason CAMRA was formed back in in the early 70s was that brewers had started to coalesce. The big 6 brewers (Watney, Whitbread, Bass, Courage, Ind Coope, and Scottish&Newcastle) were starting to buy up all the small independent brewers and generally close them down and brew in larger national breweries.Bitter beer was seen as passé and mild even more so. Profits could only be increased by targeting younger drinkers and ersatz copies of trendy German lagers with faux germanic names were invented and marketed heavily. Sterile, CO2 instilled keg beer was easier to brew,transport, keep and serve than the real living beer which produced its carbonation through the still active yeast and so handpumps were ripped out wholesale and replaced by CO2 dispensed keg fonts. If you are not a drinker, don’t care or wonder what all the fuss was about consider that the same thing was happening to bread, loaves baked in the early hours of the morning by master bakers (careful you make no types here, Brian) with a firm, crunchy dark crust protecting a cloud like white, fluffy interior full of flavour were disappearing rapidly, to be replaced by pre-sliced, Chorleywood stuff, a soggy crust framing a crumb made of bleached play-dough and araldite that would ball in the mouth and adhere to teeth. Back in 1928 when slicing machines were first introduced then sliced real bread was an innovation worthy of “best thing since sliced bread” but sadly, no longer.1

I digress, brewers targeted a younger lager drinking audience and then in the 70’s the entire alcohol industry started to go the same way with larger companies buying smaller and soon there were few if any independent distillers left (although the recent revival in craft gin is appearing to buck this trend in the same way that micro brewers did back in the 80s). Once again big-alcohol turned its attention to youngster and catered for the sweet tooth; initially through wine coolers - wine and lemonade pre-mixed and then through a heavily advertised campaign of pre-mixed spirit drinks - Hooch, Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice to name but a few. Take a small amount of 40% abv spirit, cut it with some fruit flavoured sucrose syrup and water until a bottle is a mere 4.5% abv and you have something that teenagers can drink a few of (anything too strong doesn’t sell enough bottles, make enough profit, prior to inebreation) and get well rat-arsed whilst simultaneously satisfying the sugar rush so craved by a generation brought up on sweeties and dental cavities. Alcohol+pop = alcopop - simple!

Did I mention I was digressing - back to the actual diary, blog thing. Today’s original plan of wandering down to the dock area and visiting the Senedd and other places was swapped for something a little nearer. After a late start we decided we’d hire bikes2 for an hour and trundle around the park. This may not seem very exciting, but bear in mind Liz was born and raised on the busy roads of N London and so never experienced the joys of cycling as a child. Although we tried a few decades ago to get her cycling, confidence was never high. So a campsite with cheap cycle rental business attached3 and a relatively motor-car free park road and path network seemed an ideal opportunity for confidence building. I must admit I almost regretted not paying a little extra and getting Liz a formal lesson as she started off quite wobbly and phrases like “I can’t do this” were not uncommon. But after just a couple of minutes her front wheel stopped jigging about from side to side and pointed straight forward, conveying her in a relatively straight line. Of course, the first gentle bend and it was off the bike to walk. The next one however was taken tentatively and the next breezed round. First circuit of the path and there was hesitation every time a pedestrian was overtaken, often leading to a hasty dismount. Second time round and pedestrians were whizzed past. Cycle return involved negotiating a 1m wide gateway, a slight uphill with a tight S bend followed by an even tighter U. The only thing the, now much more confident, cyclist baulked at was the last 10 metres, cycling into the rear entrance of the hire shop itself. Mission accomplished - Liz may not be ready for busy road cycling yet but obviously has more than enough confidence to warrant buying a bike and doing some riding around local parks and cyclepaths back home.

It’s a great pity that more places don’t take a liberated attitude to mixing pedestrians and cyclists. Cardiff is very flat (or at least this area is) and the park and river paths are busy with both foot and wheeled traffic, many for leisure or exercise, many using the routes as a convenient way in and out of the city. But beyond the park, cyclists seem to use the pavements freely, as if completely unaware of it being against the law. Or perhaps a local bye-law allows it, or perhaps in a city with such a high student population the police turn a blind eye, applying the common sense ruling that cyclists are much safer on the pavement than in the often heavy traffic. Whatever, good on you Cardiff, may more cities embrace such an enlightened attitude.

After all that energy, a lunch break and then walk out to find Llandaff cathedral a mile or so away along the river in the opposite direction to town. The idea of siting a cathedral out town was apparently to hide it from viking marauders. However the secondary effect is to hide it from passing tourists. Walking along the riverbank, at one point there is a tantalising glimpse of what must be the cathedral before it disappears again behind the trees, A couple of hundred unsighted yards further on, a tiny muddy footpath descends from the towpath across a field. No sign and the path looks more like something a few kids have trodden out as a shortcut home. We stand at the junction trying to make sense of on-phone maps when a local passes by and confirms that, indeed, that is the main route to the cathedral from the river. She adds that the cathedral is built in a dip, all the better to protect it from 12th or 21st century visitors. We descend and walk across the field, still no site of what should be some socking great homage to God4. At the end of the field there is a white house, we sidle past it and there no more than 30m away is a large ecclesiastical building. No wonder mediaeval peasants were impressed, they must have believed the building magicked itself before their very eyes - we certainly did!

The cathedral is small but has an interesting cross arch at the end of the nave, a huge architectural statement designed to showcase the Jacob Epstein bronze of Christ affixed to it. Above the alter of one side chapel there is a six panel set of ceramics depicting the 6 days of creation designed beautifully by Burne-Jones and another has a triptych by Rossetti . To my mind the showcase of the building was some exquisitely painted plasterwork in the Lady Chapel. I know it is all modern, the cathedral fared badly at the hands of Luftwaffe bombers during the last war, but I would hope it represents how the interior may have looked 700 years ago before puritanism removed such frivolities. Of course 700 years is but a twinkle in the eye of this site, the cathedral also hosts a pre-Norman celtic cross, possibly the oldest in the country.

We climb up the hill from the cathedral and just a few yards to the side road Cathedral Close, standing on the corner, again no more than 50 metres from the towering edifice a London Plane tree obscures it completely and once again Llandaff cathedral manages its disappearing trick. Houdini could only manage an elephant, Saints Teilo and Dyfrig can make an entire cathedral disappear and from several different vantage points. Look as we may, we couldn’t find the mirrors!

Soul satisfied, it is a short walk to help satisfy stomach at that other great cathedral, Tescos Extra. A canny thought, we’ll let them cook for us tonight and buy a hot, ready-roasted chicken. £6 for at least two evening meals and probably sandwiches too. Sorted!

Back home to the van, eat the chicken, wash-up, finish my novel (sci-fi? thriller?) and an early night. What an exciting life we lead. Well actually it did get a bit exciting - blue flashing lights outside as a fire engine arrived on site. It looks like they were called to bust the lock on the disabled toilets and free someone - makes a change from getting cats down from trees I presume.


  1. The more astute reader will have noticed an e acute and a couple of subscripts in this paragraph. I think I have mentioned (several times) I’m liking this concept of using markdown to generate HTML. These footnotes are another example of effortless scripting

  2. Language fascinates me. Old languages, for example, Welsh have to add new words for ideas imported from another language or technological advances. The bicycle is an interesting example - the Welsh being ‘beic’. It’s almost as if the Welsh didn’t see bicycles or need a word for them until they were so commonplace that their English introducers were already using the abbreviated form ‘bike’.

  3. Bravo, once again to Cardiff. In 1996 a small charity called Pedal Power was created to help disabled folk cycle and with the help of Cardiff Council, the Lottery et al, has dozens of bikes of all sorts here at Pontcanna. The bike shop here not only rents bikes to tourists like ourselves but also runs a highly spoken of ‘learn to cycle scheme’ and even more importantly has side-by-side type tandem trikes and the like so that those people without the ability to cycle either through mental or physical handicap can experience the pleasure by being escorted by a companion. Indeed several times this week we saw less fortunate folk enjoying the park this way. One teenager with some obvious life difficulties was squealling with delight as she was pedalled around - Bravo Pedal Power, Bravo!

  4. Let’s just clear up any confusion that all these church and cathedral visits may be inducing, especially in the light of today’s entry’s title. I do not believe in God, I am an atheist. However that doesn’t stop me enjoying much of the beauty created over the centuries by other people’s homage to their God. Churches and cathedrals are some of the few buildings in our landscape that have withstood the ravages of time and contain flash-backs to times long gone by. They are as important, often more so, than any museum if we wish to understand life of yore. Understanding that and having a desire to explore it does not require a deep coupling to any religious belief system. And anyway, irrespective of religion, old churches and cathedrals are generally wonderful vessels of peace and tranquillity and an ideal opportunity to slip away from the hustle and bustle of 21st century life!

Thursday, 22 September 2016

Thur 22 - Conan The Destroyer

Well the first sour point of the trip last night. Needing a few essentials we walked a mile or so to a local street shopping area, you know the place, cheap pizza houses, charity shops and a Tescos Metro. Next to Tescos was The Ivor Davies, a Wetherspoon pub (named after Ivor Novello who was born close by) which had some interesting beer, so we thought we’d sit and read for 45 mins over a slow pint. The beers, 2 pints came to the princely sum of £4.35 so I handed over a tenner, 35p in change and 2 50p off CAMRA vouchers, expecting to get £7 returned. On receiving the solitary £2 coin I challenged the barman who insisted I only handed over a fiver. Now I hadn’t looked carefully, the transaction was done automatically and it could have been a fiver but I had a niggling suspicion it was, indeed, a tenner. Returning to the van I checked my afternoon’s accounts - easy since my wallet was bare towards the end of the afternoon until a hole-in-the-wall kindly refilled it. So I simply needed to make an account of the 3 transactions made since the bank visit, tally my wallet and change, and lo, my accounts were £5 down. I have written to Wetherspoon and enquire on their policy of disputing payment amount. Of course I should have swiped a contactless card or, at the very least, not confused the admittedly stressed and busy barman by adding the appropriate change to make his till management easier.

Now, we’re enjoying Cardiff more than we thought and due to leave tomorrow, so I popped into reception and wondered if we could stay an extra couple of nights. No, the’re fully booked on Saturday night but we could stay one more. We discussed options and easiest was for me to move pitches this morning. Little did I know that the new pitch is opposite the building work. No problem, they are quiet now and anyway we are not in the van during working hours. No, the problem was the work vans were parked on front of my new pitch making reversing even a small van like ours difficult. I was doing so well too - until a sickening crunch of shattering plastic rent the air. Oh ****!!! I’d taken out one of the site lighting bollards, only a metre tall and totally invisible to my reversing manoeuvre. It’s weird - I parked, inspected the bollard, tried to effect a temporary fix, went and reported it and then, and, only then did I even think to consider any damage done to the van. Fortunately the bollard was ‘protected’ by a tyre and I had hit this with my wheel and driven it into the bollard, so the van itself appears totally unscathed (although warrants further inspection after breakfast). Conan the destroyer indeed! :-(

Ladies and Gentlemen - The Beer Festival. Many gently reader (actually I suspect few, rather than many) may not have been to a beer festival and may, with English football supporters in mind, consider it an opportunity to drink copious quantities of beer in order to reach that delicate tipping point just prior to wanton vandalism turning into drunken oblivion. Not so, not so. If wine can have connoisseurs who delicately seek out nuances of flavour then why should beer be treated with less respect. A beer festival is more like a train spotting meet, with anoraked individuals cross-referencing and crossing-off beers from a lifetime taste list. abvs (alcohol by volume) are compared, and tasting lists compiled; too strong a beer too soon ruins the critical ability to compare and contrast, to strong a flavour and the palette is shot for a goodly while. The serious drinkers even have water to cleanse the palette ready to give the next beer the same even playing-field of refreshed taste-buds as its predecessor. Oh and then there’s always the group in the corner trying to get pissed as quickly and cheaply as possible.

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The Great Welsh Beer festival is held in The Depot. With a typical Welsh economy of description The Depot turns out to be a converted depot, with girders and hoists still across the high ceiling. Still, in concession to the club scene someone has stuck some loos in and a couple of small bars - and, of course, for the beer festival row on row of beer stillage, some 140 different beers and 60 different ciders.The focus is, as it should be, on Welsh products but, in order to give the locals a taste of something exotic there is a special secondary focus on beers from London and ciders from Kent and all points east. The club dance-floor has been decked out with loads of German beer-hall style bench-tables, although the closest to the Welsh equivalent to lederhosen was several Sealed Knot members dressed as 16th century Royalists (I never did find quite why!)

It was quiet when we got there at 12 and still lightly populated when we left 5 hours later. We’d sample some 13 (half-pints) of the 140 beers between us - about 3 and a half pints each. As usual we had focused on dark beers, mainly milds, stouts and porters and both of us had deliberately chosen weaker (<4.5% abv) beers although I did intersperse a strongish barley wine into the mix and we finished with a crazy 10% abv black ipa which was deceptive. I’m glad we only had a half pint shared, it was the sort of beer that tasted significantly more innocuous than its strength belied and a couple of pints could have easily slipped down, just prior to the drinker doing the same thing!

I haven’t mentioned the cider.
'Cider, cider, the distillation of the forbidden fruit of Paradise. Full of the true, the blushfull hippocrene, with beaded bubble winking at the brim and purple stained mouth. Cider, loosens my libido, transports me into realms of ethereal delights and blows my cosmic mind - Yeah, wow, too much 1

Rule #1 don’t drink cider at beer festivals. Cider is acidic and once you start drinking cider your beer palette is shot and you can only really, objectively, appreciate other ciders. Now, in the olden days (i.e. about 5 years ago before cider became all trendy and teenagerified) cider was a strong drink. Few ciders were under 6% abv, many over 7% and more than a few over 8% - i.e. one pint of cider had the same alcohol content of 2 pints of beer. Not good! Add to that that cider contains an alkaloid substance, still not completely isolated and identified by bio-chemists, that specifically targets the neuro-transmitters controlling the thigh muscles rendering such muscles inoperative after a surprisingly small dosage. So the phrase “pissed, legless” tends to be applied to those folk who ignore Rule #1. Still nature has evolved compensatory mechanisms and another still unidentified compound in cider induces a rosy glow in the cheeks and, in particular nose; consequently those folk who have reached an advanced state of cider-induced inebriation have an autonomic response mechanism designed by nature to indicate “I am unable to coordinate movement in my leg muscles, please help me” but unfortunately millennia of evolution have honed observers’ responses to “He’s obviously off his trolley, give him a wide berth”.

Still these days cider is trendy and yooothful and has replaced alcopops as the boire-de-jour of the trendy set. Never one to miss a quick buck the producers have watered the stuff down to 4-4.5%, bunged in a load of sweeteners and ersatz fruit flavourings and quadrupled the price. These are not found at beer festivals! But, sadly, some of the real, proper cider producers now produce low alcohol (i.e. <6%abv) ciders and these do find their way to beer festivals. So, if you are very careful, choose purely by abv sorted in ascending order and only sample a few, it is possible, just possible, in theory, to be able to breach Rule 1 and still stagger home, or at least to someone’s home!

So that was the day, three and a half pints of not too strong beer over a 5 hour period definitely constitutes sensible drinking. Even adding a further slow pint (over another couple of hours and coupled with a large pub dinner) we were barely in any recognisable state of inebriation as we wended our way back to the van. But then again I wouldn’t have written all this drivel had I really been sober!

One last beer related photo - an innovative use of beer barrels (in the Hopbunker bar, Cardiff)
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Yes - they are urinals! Most ingenious.


  1. Fred Wedlock - Talking Folk Club Blues

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Wed 21 - Falling in love with a West-Indian girl

I’d like to complain! The campsite is having some work done today and I was roused from my slumbers by the noise of a concrete mixer and pump not too far away. I’d like to complain, but won’t; to be fair these almost certainly didn’t arrive on site until after 9am, and I suspect I was distinctly in the minority being still aslumber 1 at that time.

Two forgotten comments from yesterday 2:
Firstly - Cardiff, city of free Wifi. Yep, the entire city centre is covered by free Wifi (just name and email address required to register) which seems plenty fast enough. Bravo Cardiff! Wifi should not be a luxury. And whilst I do whole-heartedly applaud this venture, city centre Wifi is rarely a real problem. There’s generally a cafe, pub or somewhere you can pop into if the sudden urge do do a bit of research or pen a few emails overcomes you. Often just loitering on the pavement outside Greggs, Clarkes Shoes, Wetherspoons etc can provide enough for simple Google querying - something the city vistor often needs, to answer such urgent questions as “where is the nearest cake shop?” No, what is needed is better Wifi infrastructure in the smaller towns andrural locations. Not Wifi per se but 3g, 4g phone signal. It is criminal that a town the size of Ledbury should be an internet free-zone to anyone reliant on the O2 network. Come on Ofcom, hold the big telcos’ feet to the fire and refuse then newer faster, more lucrative 4g and 5g contracts until they satisfy the basic need of at least 3g over a much wider proportion of the country.

Secondly - Cardiff, city of multi-culture. Several school trips were taking place in the castle yesterday and during play-time the youngsters were cavorting on the large castle green. Children of all ethnicities were playing together, many sporting hijabs. All were playing together, the same games, the same cartwheels and handstands. There were cliques of friendships but these didn’t seem to be aligned on ethnic or religious divides, just the normal bonding of children. So where does all the hate come from particularly that hate Brexit appears to gave given license to. The ignorance, bigotry and fear is certainly not with these children and I hope this means it is not there when they return to their family homes.

In fact yesterday’s blog was a bit of a disaster. It was only this morning that I remembered I’d forgotten to mention that walking back to the van last night we spotted a poster for the forthcoming Petula Clark tour. Yesterday’s title might make a little more sense.

Today - stop one, the National Museum Of Wales. An easy walk from the castle, itself an easy walk from the van. The walk took us down the High Street, not the street I yesterday assumed was the High Street and past Poundland, Primark and other everyday shops. I knew Cardiff couldn’t just be the trendy eateries, upmarket pubs, bijou arcades, John Lewis and Vivienne Westwood that we discovered yesterday.

The National Museum has two floors, upper is an art gallery and lower a Natural History Museum. The art gallery is surprising. As well as the many works by Welsh artists there is an impressionist section that any gallery would die for, half a dozen Monet’s including 2 waterlies, Renoir’s large and stunning La Parisienne, a few Pisarros, more Rodin’s than you might imagine, including The Kiss, a Degas horse. Later works include a Magritte I’d not seen before, a Picasso I didn’t like, Lucien Freud, Francis Bacon and Ben Nicholson (of whom, only Freud works for me). A surprise was a gallery dedicated to Augustus John - I’ve seen a few of his works before (and drunk many a beer in the pub of that name which is on the Liverpool University campus) but never been wowwed. Today was different, several of his paintings stopped me in my tracks, including his portait of Dylan Thomas but his West Indian Girl was the highlight of the museum for me. I ducked out looking at the ceramic section which Liz enjoyed, but we both met up again to see the new gallery of drawings and illustrations by Quentin Blake - obviously a tie in to the Roald Dahl centenary but fascinating to see the work close up and read about the technique of an illustrator. One of his more recent works was the illustrations for Michael Rosen’s book “Sad”, written after the loss of his 18 year old son Eddie. A deeply poignant and moving work and a book I would have bought from the museum but carrying a large format paperback all day in a rucksack is not going to get it back to the van in pristine condition,

The natural history part of the museum charted the evolution of Wales and its geology as well as the plants and wildlife of Wales. It was well enough done but didn’t seem spectacular - I suspect we were a little frazzled after looking at all of the art. One interesting exhibition was about the discovery of a new species of dinosaur on a Welsh beach just a couple of years ago. Only a small dinosaur (3m long) and only a youngster (some bones hadn’t fully formed) it is a remarkably full skeleton and evidence that new stuff is turning up all the time. Hopefully an inspiration to the next generation of fossil hunters.

Museumed ou,t we were weary and without definite plan when Liz announced that she’d always fancied one of those open top-bus city tours with commentary on all the sites. I’ve always been a little reticent as they seem expensive for an hour on a bus but, what the heck. Actually it was very good and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it. Although the tour was jump-on, jump-off with busses every 30 minutes we just sat on for the whole ride. Fascinating insights into Cardiff’s history, the coal trade, just how busy its docks were in their hey-day, the fact that the prison has a most excellent restaurant (you need to book because you can only get in and, more importantly, out, by appointment) and a Britain-In-Bloom award winning garden. We learned the old and famous Prince Of Wales theatre is now the biggest pub in Wales (Wetherspoons, of course) and that it takes 20 minutes for the roof to open on the Millenium (whoops, Principality) stadium, consuming almost no electricity to drive its hydraulics. Apparently for rugby games the opposing team generally get to chose to play with either an open or closed roof.

Another day, with more time we’d have jumped off at the docks and gone an looked at the BBC studios or even into the Dr Who exhibition. Taken in the Senedd - the Welsh Assembly building or the next door Cardiff Bay Vistors Centre. Maybe even a flight on the Cardiff Eye.

But that’s for another day.


  1. ‘Aslumber’ is that an existing word or something I’ve just coined? And yes I know I could have used ‘stadia’ instead of ‘stadiums’ yesterday which might have been more historically correct, but something tells me ‘stadiums’ is the preferred modern parlance.

  2. I was tired last night and the blog somewhat rushed. I’ve already been back this morning and added a further paragraph re the castle visit

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Tues 20 - Downtown Cardiff

We’re in Wales now. Not a fact that could be easily missed - all those huge signs, twice the size of their English counterparts, to direct and inform bilingually. Of course, such multi-culturalism is a good thing and the renaissance of Welsh as a living language is nothing short of miraculous. but the poor Englishman trying to navigate tricky road junctions, deal with aggressive drivers (for I feel that since we descended the valleys and approached the city the laid back rural attitude to driving has steadily disappeared) and make intelligent lane choices doesn’t always have the attention required to scan huge swathes of bilingual text to parse out those bits he desperately needs.

No, it’s not the road signs but the little things that mark the territory. Get air-dropped into any pub in northern England and the barmaid, if local, will tell you exactly where you are. If the transaction ordering your pint is terminated with a “Ta, luv” it’s a pretty safe bet you are in the vicinity of Merseyside. “Cheers ducks” and you are further inland at Manchester. Here in Cardiff last night’s transaction culminated in “There you go, my lovely”. The barmaid, a pretty young thing, was, like all other South Wales women, endowed with that beautiful sing-song siren-lilt of an accent; the slight rise in tone on the first syllable of ‘lovely’, a pause not quite long enough to signify the need for a hyphen and the gentle downward tone on the elongated second syllable. A lesson in how to turn the simple ordering of a pint of beer into a deeply erotic experience.

Anyway just in cased I missed the fact
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It’s a 15 minute walk through Bute Park, past the site of the old Blackfriar’s Priory and its Victorian bricked-out floor plan and on past some modern stone standing-circle, over the Taff Bridge and you are there - at the animal wall. Now quite why the Victorian Marquess of Bute wanted an animal wall I have no idea but it is both iconic and impressive.

Mind you, crossing the Taff bridge the one thing we did not expect to hear was bagpipes. Three months in Scotland and we hardly heard them, our first morning in Wales and there they are skirling in the background. How odd! Anyway the castle tour just has to be done, despite it not being maintained by CADW (the Welsh equivalent of English Heritage) nor National Trust Wales, so we have to fork out real cash. Still we are pensioners, so at least we have the satisfaction of concession rates.

The castle’s seen a bit of history. Originally a roman camp (and the original walls are still in amazing nick) then a classic Norman motte and bailey with 12m steep mote surrounded by a 6m deep moat, then sacked by Owain Glyndwr, then changing hands during the English Civil War and finally restored as a Victorian home, tribute to medaevial times, by the aforementioned Marquess of Bute. One final war, in Victorian times the space between outer and recently discovered inner roman walls had been restored as an interesting curio walk - but the space was an ideal bomb-proof shelter for Cardiff’s citizens during WWII and the outer wall was deliberately breached to allow the addition of wooden access ramps where the good folk could find run to safety when the siren sounded.

We didn't opt for the additional tour of the Victorian dwellings so it was just the castle itself. Apart from the visitor centre (with its excellent little film of the castle's history demonstrating how to overcome  the need for multi-language soundtracks) there were no real rooms as such, so just the walls and keep. Surprisingly the audio commentary made this last 2 hours. Mind you a 12m mote doesn't sound much, but stick a 12m keep atop and its over 100 steep steps to be able to admire the view. I found the WWII shelters fascinating for their orginal 1940's artwork reminder folk to "Keep Mum". "Join the Land Army" and that "Coughs and sneezes spread diseases". There was quite a large collection of these along the shelter walkway, some familiar and many much less so.

We didn’t explore too much of the city other than to get the idea that this was indeed a capital city and one that has recently undergone a significant renaissance. So many nightclubs and trendy bars jostle for space against upmarket shops and the new stadiums (world class cricket, rugby and football stadiums within a mile or so of each other). A bit of a contrast to the castle and the magnificent Georgian civic centre (which is on tomorrow's to-visit list).




 None of your high street shopping here (er, well, except for Greggs, which is everywhere) but big name shops with big bold storefronts. Oh, and pubs everywhere. After meandering around John Lewis looking at Android tablets, sewing machines and the inevitable things for grand-daughter we took refuge in the Brains brewery craft pub/brewery tap. Brains being THE Cardiff brewer. I recall my first every Great British Beer Festival decades again in Covent Garden - it was so long ago I seem to recall, through my drunken haze being evacuated because of an IRA bomb scare. However I was with a friend from Cardiff and despite the dazzling array of beer from all around the UK this emigree from Wales found that taste of home and drank nothing else but Brains SA all night (this story might not be the exact truth - alcoholic hazes do that to memoirs).

But you know, perhaps that’s it. Wales appears to have an even stronger sense of nationalistic pride than even Scotland. I’m sure it wasn’t just the complete outclassing of their English counterparts at the recent Football (Soccer should any Americans be reading this ) European Cup that could provide enough income for two stalls in the market selling nothing but red shirts and Welsh memorabilia.The same market had two bakers, pride of stall on both being Welsh cakes, one even having a 3 lady production line making the lovely little delicacies whilst we watched, so our order of 10 were distinctly warm. Those flags adorning the high street and bilingualism everywhere aren’t some faux pretension of national pride in the same way St George’s flags appear to be in England but a real deep sense of belonging to a culture worth preserving.

Sometimes this goes a little too far; close to the campsite and en route back is Y Mochyn Du pub. It is unashamedly Welsh, English definitely seems a second language within its walls. It has Welsh folk music evenings, Welsh quizzes, and even opera!. It attracts a lot of Welsh speakers and even sponsors 3 Welsh choirs. So when I asked the difference between the two brews Cwrw and Cwrw Haf I supposed I should have expected the withering look from the barman and the almost sarcastic reply that the Haf was a lighter summer brew. Look, I’m English, I knew ‘cwrw’ meant beer and that was ‘mochyn’ was pig - give me a break for not knowing ‘haf’ was Welsh for summer, eh! Chwarae teg, I’m trying to learn, man.

Monday, 19 September 2016

Mon 19 - Seidr

Seidr - Welsh for cider. A cunning way to conjoin today’s themes. For, indeed, Wales is today’s destination (its capital Cardiff to be precise) but a cider farm en route perhaps.
Gwatkins is a cider that often appears at beer festivals so was known to Liz and I before we tried to find the farm. Even armed with a detailed description from the Hereford Cider Trail it is not obvious, especially coming at it from the south (as we did) where it is a couple of miles away from its declared village of Abbey Dore. The cider vendor at the farm explained this by it being in the parish of Abbey Dore from which it takes its address rather than the nearer hamlet of Bacton.
Anyway it produces several different cider types and a couple of perries. Most are available bottled but here at the farm they will fill 1pt or 4pt containers for around £2 a pint (cheaper if you buy in bulk). Rule #1 at any cider farm - do not ask how much cider is produced! Small cider producers are allowed 7000l per annum before being liable for duty1. This is double good - it allows farmers to make a bob or two out of producing cider and so increases the number of artisan cider producers. It also means the cider drinker can pay less for his tipple than the beer drinker - doubly so if inebriation becomes part of the equation as cider is generally significantly stronger than beer, often twice as strong, and may be as strong as 8.5% and still be revenue exempt. That was so good to type I’m going to do it again ‘revenue exempt’!
Cider can be sweet, dry, apply, woody, have a strong straw taste, all manner of flavour. Like beer this can be down to production and yeast but in cider much of the flavour is determined by the apple variety(ies) involved - although many cider producers, particularly when trying to woo teenage fans will add sweetener. Of all the apple varieties, in my never humble opinion there is one that stands head and shoulders above all others - Kingston Black. - a ‘bittersharp’ apple high in tannin and natural fruit acid that makes an exemplary dry/medium-dry cider. Indeed my first ever real cider was Dixie’s Kingston Black, sold by an old boy (long since dead) down by the wharf in Bristol 2Gwatkins Kingston Black is good, very good although their extremely dry Old Rats Tail (don’t ya just love cider names), a single varietal cider made from Ashton Bitter apples really suits my palette too.

Now you learn all sorts of stuff talking to folk. For example, we discussed with our host the sweetness of perry (like cider Uprefer bone-dry). He told us that pears contain sorbitol, a natural sweetener that is not fermented out. Not fermented out that is until it reaches the human gut where bacteria do work upon it. With two effects, firstly laxative but also the gaseous by-product of this internal fermentation gets trapped and leaves the perry drinker feeling bloated yet with a relaxed bowel. So, there you are, aren't you glad I shared that with you?

Enough - onwards to Abergavenny where we mooched around finding a pork pie for lunch and a special 40th anniversary edition of Belle De Jour on dvd in a charity shop (I have the film but the special edition was worth it for the booklet and mini poster). Abergavenny is one of so many towns that offered so much promise but disappointed.
Onwards - down past the grimness of Ebbw Vale and the Thatcher-raped valleys of South Wales into the traffic jam known as Cardiff. Actually once over the river it wasn’t too bad and the campsite nestles next to Glamorgan cricket ground very close to the city centre. Expensive the campsite might be (at £30 per night) but location, location, location - it is less than 1/2 mile from the city centre, castle and Museum of Wales. Just as importantly it is no more than 200 yards or so from the converted victorian mews that is now the Evan Evans brewery owned Cricketers pub where, in probably the only non-Wetherspoons pub in any UK capital city you can still get an excellent pint of beer for under £3
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  1. A couple of years ago an EU directive came out telling the UK government that this exemption should be stopped. It was the only time I had any sympathy for the concept of Brexit. Fortunately a lobby of interested parties got the UK governement to persuade the EU to revise their opinion.
  2. Dixie was a typical mutton-chop bearded Somerset man, in days when Bristol was considered part of Somerset. He told a tale of selling his cider to a German tourist. Enquiring on the visitor’s origins Dixie learned the chap came from Frankfurt. Dixie ;pointed out that he too had been to Frankfurt, many years ago to spray the apple trees. When the tourist asked why he had gone all that way and what was special about his spraying, the old wag said his spraying was special as it was done from a Lancaster bomber!

Sun 18 - Cider, Beer and God

It’s Sunday. Wonder if there is a car boot? Oh, there is, is there. And it doesn’t start until 11am - how jolly civilised. Now I’m an old hand at this car boot/radio rally lark - I know an 11am start is really a 9:30 start with all the best stuff gone before 10 but we’re on holiday, let’s take it slowly and arrive, fashionably late, at 10:45 for the 11am car boot.
Weird, there’s a full field of camping tables, wallpaper-pasting tables, all empty but with overflowing boxes stacked next to them guarded by chattering families whilst punters mill around expectantly. Most strange! Then 11am beckons, an air-horn sounds and suddenly boxes are unpacked like fury whilst hordes of bargain hunters try to beat the unpackers to the precious bargains contained therein. I’ve never been to a car boot sale with a timed start before - very much “Robot Wars’” - 3-2-1 Activate! It’s a big boot sale too, Liz’s step counter reckons we’ve clocked up well over the mile before finishing the last row. And preciousses? Well, a brand new Owl shaking toy for Amelia, Enid Blyton’s “Amelia Jane” book, just because of the name. “The Theory Of Everything” blu-ray and “The Lady With The Van” dvd for me, Alice in Wonderland/Looking Glass paperback with Mervyn Peake illustrations, a bargain at 20p, 2 balls of Regia sock wool for Liz. Not a huge haul but a fun way to spend an hour or nearly two.
On then to today’s real plan, drive a little of the Hereford Cider Trail and take in a cider manufacturer visit. Of course, there is only one starting point, Westons at Much Marcle, probably the UK’s largest cider producer (do Bulmers do anything these days other than Strongbow?) and home of the legendary Old Rosie (Rosie being the description of your nose after drinking it and Old being the feeling in your legs). Actually we were there but a few minutes, long enough to admire the fleet of VW campervans in the carpark and to discover the shop had nothing we didn’t know about and at prices marginally more expensive than Tescos. Actually the shop did have a couple of previously unknown beverages but us real cider drinkers don’t consider fermented apple juice flavoured with blackberry or rhubarb as proper cider!
Campervans at Westons Cider
So on round the cider trail, Er, no actually, it seems most places are shut on Sundays. So plan B - Hereford and Mappa Mundi in the Cathedral. Well the good news is the cathedral was open but the not so good news was that the chained library and Mappa Mundi were closed on Sunday. So we’re not sure if the huge vellum map in a case entitled “Mappa Mundi” was actually the original or the recent digital facsimile (digital it might be, but this facsimile was also printed on vellum). Still it was an interesting artefact, part attempt at geography and part attempt at theology.
The cathedral, like most cathedrals, passed a pleasant 40 minutes or so. You don’t have to be religious to simply imagine being a peasant several centuries ago, living in a tiny smoke-filled hovel and being taken at an early age into this VAST space with fan vaulted ceilings higher than imagination can soar, and colours, what colours adorning all the walls (for bright murals were all the rage in pre-reformation cathedrals) only to be made drab by the lights streaming through the windows. This God must be something special to command such a building. And even today modern stained glass radiates like no other light. Liverpool’s Catholic Cathedral (Paddy’s Wigwam) exemplifies this more than most but here in Hereford the Lady Chapel shone above all else
Stained Glass Hereford CathedralStained Glass Hereford Cathedral
Sunday’s are depressing days; in the sleepy city the larger chain stores still draw in crowds eager to buy the same mass produced tat that was available every other day of the week, whilst the interesting shops, owned and worked by people who need a day of rest are sensibly at home enjoying something more substantial than the fare the High Street’s only food shop, Greggs has on offer.
I mentioned beer in today’s title but have been surprisingly quiet about it - until now. And not so much beer either but hops. Herefordshire, Worcestershire and Shropshire produce over half of the country’s hops.
‘Turkeys, heresy, hops and beer, came into the UK, all in one year’ was believed to refer to sometime around about 1527 the official start of the English reformation. Prior to that ale was flovoured with all-manner of herbs and spices but those crafty Flemish brewers realised that the hop (humulus lupus to you and I ) not only imparted an interesting bitter flavour to fermented barley but actually kept it fresher longer. Don’t forget, back in those days, pure water was even rarer than a decent 3g wireless signal today and so the common folk relied on good, fresh beer or ale to keep up the hydration levels after a long day at the gym (or more likely a very long day toiling in the fields).
Of course, hops have changed, particularly over the last few years. When I were a lad and brewed my own beer then British Hops were Goldings and Fuggles, with newcomers like Styrian Goldings or Brambling Cross and those ‘oh, so exotic’ European hops: Saaz and Hallateur. Then something happened - somebody in America (no-one knows who, it is a mystery lost in time) discovered they had taste buds and Budweisser1just didn’t seem to stimulate them. So they experimented with new beer styles and, as an antidote to Bud and Miller & Coors lites they looked to the opposite end of the beer spectrum - the venerable IPA. India Pale Ale - Ale, pale in colour that was sufficiently high hopped (i.e. packed with natural humulin flavoured preservative) that could make it all the way from its home Burton-upon-Trent to the Raj in Poona. So these new American brewers experimented with hops with huge ibus (International Bitterness Units - the really, really bitter hoppy taste) and varietals such as Amarillo, Cascade,Chinook, and Challenger were produced. Pretty soon British brewers wanted this new refreshing extremely bitter taste and IPAs had a revival this side of the pond, but not as much as the new golden ales - championed by Hopback’s Summer Lightning which embraced these new flavoursome hops. Indeed traditional British Fuggles and Goldings hopped beers are definitely less of the norm these days.
Of course, none of this history is in the least relevant as I slam the anchors on and stop the van on a 100 yard long extruded sixpence, asking Liz to get out and pick a few of the hops that have escaped the geometrically arrange field for the freedom of the hedgerow. Little did I realise that, what appears just a yard or two off the roadside at 40mph, is a distant hedgerow protected by a bramble and nettle girded ditch, so Liz’s endeavours provide just a few cones rather than swarths of hops to decorate the van.
Still they smell nice - wonder what varietal they are.


  1. 1.What is the difference between Budweiser and making love in a canoe? None, they are both f***ing close to water.
    2.Two old boys sat in a bar:
    Looks like rain, doesn’t it?
    Yes, but with just a faint hint of hops

Sunday, 18 September 2016

Sat 17 - Black and White

A late start today; despite retiring early, before 10:30, last night. Next thing I was aware of was my phone telling me it was gone 8:30 - 10 hours or so deep sleep. Just doesn’t happen at home. Anyway as we laze in bed we decide there’s no rush - we’re only going to mooch around Ledbury today and doubt there’s too much there to hold our thrall.



I don’t know about you but when I think of the English Border counties: Cheshire, Shropshire, Herefordshire, Worcestershire then half-timbered manor houses spring to mind. Like Chester or Ludlow, Ledbury is a beautiful example of a market town where its links to the past are evident in its black and white architecture. Its wide main street used to host several more half-timbered buildings, mainly butchers shops , expedient in being able to slaughter and butcher the cattle bought at market in the same street with the resultant blood and gore washed down the street. And so it was for 150 years - for Ledbury was a vibrant, important wool town in mediæval times but then after the wool trade moved to East Anglia Ledbury stagnated for 150 years. In the Victorian revival the old half-timbered buildings were considered “frightfully common” and the smaller ones, such as the main street shops torn down, whilst the larger ones were often stuccoed or bricked over. Fortunately the ruins of one shop were bought in their entirety (remember it is only the wooden timbers that are of interest, they provide the structure, the gaps between them are merely filled (often with wattle and daub) to keep out the drafts. The shop was re-erected as some Victorian granny-flat in the back garden of, ironically, one of the shops that fronted the now much wider main street. Until a few years ago, that is, when it was gifted to the town’s Civic Society and moved once again to its new location and new purpose of town museum. Timber-framed buildings of that size don’t have foundations (they sit on a wooden ‘soleplate’ that forms the base of the structure) and are jointed by pegs so moving isn’t quite the task it sounds but still impressive to hear about a house that had 3 locations within 100 yds of each other! And, thank you, fascinating curator lady of the museum who told us all this history.

We were wrong - there was more than enough here to hold our thrall and it was well gone 6pm before we wended our weary way back up the hill to the campsite. Shopping is good, apart from a small Spar and Boots the high street comprises of local shops, 3 butchers, 2 bakers (one off the high street), a greengrocer, 2 bookshops, several clothes, household and general interest shops. Of course in this Great Bake Off age there are more cookware shops selling left-handed asparagus peelers then the world needs but that’s life. At least the dedicated cider shop was something unique, A few, upmarket charity shops, supplied grand-daughter Amelia with some new (and I do mean new, in shrink-wrap) Tigger wear and a lightshade to be converted to match the Alice-in-Wonderland themed nursery. As for me I picked up a copy of “Under Milk Wood” to read in preparation for my visit to Laugharne next week (I’d meant to pick up my copy from home but forgot) and an antique shop provided me with a copy of Matthew Engel’s “England” a contemporary (published 2014) account of each of the English counties, an ideal companion for the van-traveller.
As well as a vibrant high street there was a second museum, the old Guildhall with history of “The Pozzy” - Ledbury Jam works (think Hartleys and Robinsons) and the towns notable poets John Masefield and Elizabeth Barrett Browning. There was a fascinating, far larger then expected church with a completely separate bell-tower - a feature notable in this area. Once again our lovely curator lady had the explanation - if seeking sanctuary in the church you weren’t allowed to take your worldly goods. So a lockable tower next door made an ideal store house when you needed to see Mother Mary in times of trouble (Let it be!). The church houses one of THE most spectacular modern stained glass windows we’ve had the joy to see and I was staring at it for several minutes. I don’t have internet access (don’t get me started!) or I’d put a link. Go find it for yourself, a photo won;t do it justice but worth a look. The churchyard itself was like some scene from The Italian Job with cars driving in an out. And I mean that quite literally as the large wedding going on in town today featured the star players being chauffeured in 3 Minis, of Red, White and Blue colouring. At least one had its original Dec 1970 tax disc on display.


Coffee shops and pubs provided a rest and eventually enough internet to test whether this new Classeur produced blog would upload smoothly. 100% success and I’m impressed with the easy of foot-noting using markdown. Then it was up the hill to the campsite, armed with a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc (from the local, independent, wine merchant, of course) just in case we decided to drop in on the campsite owner’s party. We didn’t and sat in the van reading to the background of 60-80s pop. Somehow I decided there was no need to go down and enquire - I very much doubted the van would ever be heading towards Amarillo!.

Saturday, 17 September 2016

Friday 16 - Travellin'

Well, nobody likes driving across the UK on a Friday afternoon but sometimes it just can’t be avoided; Grand-parent duties and Liz having a mid-Friday morn GP appointment mean a late start: 1pm.

First hold-up, Salisbury. A place generally to be avoided but we are short of LPG and Salisbury Gas will fill our tiny Gaslow bottle whereas petrol station forecourts might not. £2.43 later and we are full of Gas - about £10 saving on a replaceable cylinder1. The downside is that Salisbury Gas is the wrong side of the traffic-choked dual-carriageway leading into Salisbury so we have to fight through the traffic to the roundabout, turn 360o and back in the opposite direction, fill with gas, and repeat at the roundabout the Southampton end - pain.

Still going via Salisbury meant taking the road less travelled, through Amesbury and the Vale of Pewsey into Marlborough before being stuck in a long line of traffic following a tractor all the way to Swindon. Gloucester at 4pm on a Friday is no-one’s idea of fun but Waze told us to avoid the heavily snarled-up ring road and take the heavily-snarled up city centre route instead. Looking at its prediction for traffic on the ring-road, it was probably a wise decision.

The Elms caravan park is a somewhat grandiose name for a field on the outskirts of Ledbury but it has a fantastic location and is a nice site, certified for just 5 units plus tents. £12 per night + £3 for electric is pretty reasonable. Pitches are on a fairly level plateau on top of a sloping field. Loos are limited - one male, one female and a single shower but clean and pleasant. Fred, the owner, is a really nice chap and we’ve been warned that marquee at the bottom of the field will host a band for his wife’s birthday bash tomorrow night and we are cordially invited to join them for free beer and food. Thanks Fred!

Talking of food, that sandwich at lunchtime has well been digested, so it’s off on the forage into Ledbury - a 12 minute downhill stroll with good pavements all the way. The Prince Of Wales had been recommended by CAMRA and Fred and a good recommendation too. Several real ales, mainly local and a couple of ciders plus excellent value food. Liz should have guessed the size of the faggots after being asked “one of two?”. As for me, after the first bite the Steak and Kidney pie went into the top 3 best ever list (along with Sid’s from Ellesmere and one from just outside King’s Lynn) and by half-way through I was contemplating awarding it the “Best Ever” rosette. Proper short-crust pastry, top and bottom (no dish with a pastry lid, masquerading as a pie), pastry firm atop but gravy soaked pliant below, steak in large chunks, kidney cut finer but still large enough to spot readily and plentiful enough to assert its presence, No herbs and very little (if any) onion flavouring. Perfect! Good chips too.

Of course two big meals, two pints later and we remembered it was a 12 minute downhill walk all the way here, meaning a 20 minute uphill haul of all that extra bulk. If you are planning a visit do remember to take a torch!

We needed that cuppa when we got back to the van. Finished my book too, Chris Mullin’s “A Very British Coup”, a light romp but with strong similarities between its hero Harry Perkins and Jeremy Corbyn and sadly I feel Corbyn would suffer much of the same Machiavellian treatment for threatening the status quo of the statussed classes.

In bed before 10:30!

Note: This blog comes courtesy of Classeur, the in-browser markdown editor. I must admit that writing on the Chromebook is easier than phone or tablet and Classeur is a nice writing tool. Test is saved automatically and hopefully once I get some sniff of internet I can set up a new blog on Blogger and this will upload directly from within Classeur


  1. Our Gaslow cylinder holds 2.9Kg, a similar size conventional Propane cylinder is 3.9Kg (I’m not sure if these measurements are before or after the 80% fill rule) but even so, we put 4.04l of LPG into the cylinder, pretty much exactly 2Kg (1.95l per Kg at normal temp is the conversion rate). This cost £2.43. The cheapest 3.9Kg Propane replacement we have seen is £15 and £20 is more often the going rate. So at least £10 if not £15 saving per 4Kg. OK we probably only use 10Kg a year and so its going to take 4-5 years to recoup our £130 Gaslow investment but having a fuel gauge telling us we are nearly empty is worth so much - I don’t function well if I can’t make a brew when needed